Thursday, June 24, 2010

ELEMENTS OF WOMEN

Elements Name : WOMEN
Symbol : Wo
Atomic Weight : Don't even think about it.
Physical Properties : boils at nothing & may freeze anytime. Melts if treated properly.Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical Properties : Very active, Highly unstable, possesses strong affinity with gold,silver,platinum & precious stones.Volatile when left alone .Can absorb great amount of exotic food.Turns slightly green when placed next to a shinier specimen.
Usage:highly ornamental.An extremely good catalyst for disposal of wealth. Probably
the most powerful income reducing agent known .
Caution: highly explosive in inexperienced hands.